“My toxic trait after going to the gym is I always think I deserve a protein smoothie because I don’t like eating after going — this is a coffee lover’s dream with chocolate plant protein powder, super greens and a banana and instant coffee. And it’s like $12” This smoothie contains an estimated 350 calories Which means if she just spent an hour or so at the gym, this more than cancelled out her entire workout She says these drinks are expensive so she’s looking into getting a sugar daddy to afford them, but she has a wife and her wife likely won’t like that… It feels like people’s brained don’t work correctly anymore in America
This American says when she’s done going to the gym she rewards herself with a chocolate smoothie
“My toxic trait after going to the gym is I always think I deserve a protein smoothie because I don’t like eating after going — this is a coffee lover’s dream with chocolate plant protein powder, super greens and a banana and instant coffee. And it’s like $12”
This smoothie contains an estimated 350 calories
Which means if she just spent an hour or so at the gym, this more than cancelled out her entire workout
She says these drinks are expensive so she’s looking into getting a sugar daddy to afford them, but she has a wife and her wife likely won’t like that…
It feels like people’s brained don’t work correctly anymore in America
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) November 4, 2026
