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Just now: U.S. forces just OBLITERATED OVER 50 ISIS strongholds in Syria – Fox Clip – Rumble
EU Agrees on Massive $105B Loan to Ukraine but Fails to Use Frozen Russian Assets – NY Post Vid
Chinese Researcher Charged With Smuggling E. Coli Into the US – Epoch Times
- Legal Filing Alleges Elvis Presley’s Granddaughter Biologically Linked to John Travolta’s Son – Life Zette
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- France & Germany have let in so many Muslim invaders that hate them, that they now cancelled New year’s Celebrations – Clips
- Elon Musk’s $56B Tesla pay package restored by Delaware Supreme Court – Tech Crunch
- If You Ever Wondered Whether Communists Are Infiltrating Public Schools, Wonder No More – Connecticut Centinal
- The 2026 script just FLIPPED ENTIRELY. – Liberal Hivemind Vid
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- This guy so eloquently describes Trump. – Rumble
- This made me hungry. Impressive Ginger Bread Mansion huh. Such decorations, love it – Rumble
- Had no idea – How car brands place their logos with perfect precision – Rumble
- This is nuts! I can’t do it either. – Rumble
- President Trump: On Day One, I declared a National Energy Emergency — now, gas is under $2.50 – Rumble
- Michael Bolton’s Kids Share Positive Update Amid His Cancer Battle | E! News – 1 min 32 secs
- Van Damme – best split ever for a commercial. The advertisement featuring Van Damme, which was made without any filming tricks, was selected as the best advertisement video of the 21st century – Rumble
We all knew: Guest stuns Joe Rogan by exposing who Zelenskyy really is. – Everyone needs to know this huh! – Rumble
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- Planned Parenthood is Falling Apart, More Centers May Close Next Year – Life News
- HHS Acts to Bar Hospitals from Performing Sex-Rejecting Procedures on Children – California Globe
- Unhinged Grifter Fani Willis Reveals Michael Isikoff as a Hypercaffeinated Shmoe – Dummie Funnies
- Gates Are Closing on Escaping South Africans – Moon Battery
EMERGENCY MESSAGE TO TRUMP: Alex Jones Lays Out Battle Plan That Will SAVE America! – Rumble Vid at Choice
President Trump makes an announcement – He got almost all Big Pharma firms to massively lower costs – Vid
- Eating Salt Before Sleep Does THIS to Your Body – 41 sec clip – Dr Berg
- 2025 Annual Report Warns Of ‘Unprecedented Assaults On Constitutional Freedoms’ – Washington Standard
- $300 BILLION on the line as EU debates risky move against Russia – Fox Business Vid
- Gentlemen’s Club or Street Gang – President Trump is proving my point every day. Most Americans want out of anything approaching socialism or communism – AFP
- DraftKings forced to pay $923,000 to gambler who exploited glitch – Not The Bee
- Chanukah Is Relevant for Everyone — but Not in the Way You Might Think – American Spectator
- Major Left-Leaning Group Deploys Capitol Hill ‘Climate Deniers’ Watchlist – IJR
Roger Stone Says Election Integrity Commission Is To Release Proof The 2020 Election Was Stolen – Rumble Vid at Choice
- UK Woman Charged With Crime for Silently Praying Outside Abortion Facility – Life News
- Conservative ‘Influencers’ Wage War at AmFest – Todd Starnes
- Epstein Survivors HAMMER House Democrats Who Appear to be More Concerned With Getting Trump Than Justice – Twitchy
- Not Okay: Democrat Candidates for Office Have a Violent Rhetoric Problem, and Here Is the Latest Example – Red State
- EU Effort to Use Russian Funds to Support Ukraine Collapses – EU Takes Out Loan to Support Zelenskyy– Conservative Treehouse
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US announces two more strikes on suspected drug boats in Operation Southern Spear – Washington Examiner
- BORDER MYSTERY – Elderly US woman found ‘sedated’ & dumped in wheelchair by the side of the road 200 miles away in Mexico – The Sun
- The Six Words Gun Controllers Hate – Bearing Arms
- The Ultra-Realistic AI Face Swapping Platform Driving Romance Scams – Wired Mag
- DUMBER, SICKER & POORER – BP
- Gentlemen’s Club or Street Gang – AFP
- Husband and wife die after getting trapped in sauna fire ‘due to faulty door handle’ – Daily Mail
- Trump Just Made a Move That Would Make JFK Proud – Townhall
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- Power, wealth, and surrogacy: Biology’s international fault lines – Greg Maresca’s Latest
- Waymo Spotted Driving Wrong Way Down Busy Street – Futurism
- Haunting moment ‘blood rain’ weather phenomenon turns beach bright RED – The Sun
- Mexican Cartel Used 15-year-olds for Contract Murders in California, Say Feds – Breitbart
- EXCLUSIVE: Joni Ernst Delivers Demand For USPS To Explain Why They Can’t Account For Space In 21,000 Buildings – Daily Caller
- Muslim Mobs Rampage Across Bangladesh, Burn Hindu Man for ‘Blasphemy’ – Frontpage Mag
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Man Live Streaming On Social Media Gets Into Road Rage Incident And Films Himself Getting Shot And Killed In Memphis – Fast clip – Vidmax
LIVE 10am EST: The SCIF – Europe Funds Ukraine, South Africa – COL Wyatt, David Cross – L Todd Wood – CDM
- BREAKING: Brown University suspect IDENTIFIED, linked to MIT murder – 1 min clip
- BREAKING: Rogue Judge Caught Illegally Helping Illegal Alien Avoid ICE Found Guilty – The American Tribune
- ‘THIS IS OUR CHANCE’: Russia-Ukraine peace deal closer than EVER, US envoy says – Fox News
- ‘We Don’t Dispute’ It: Georgia 315k Vote Bombshell Blows a Big Hole in 2020’s ‘Most Secure Election’ Lie – Red State
- Sardines Have More Omega-3s Than Salmon- Fast 46 sec clip – Dr Gundry
- PATRIOT ALERT: The Most Brutal Political Torture in Recent American History – and AG Pam Bondi is STILL Covering for the Deep-State Torturers – Gateway Pundit
- This Was The Moment This Thief Realized He Picked The Wrong Address – Fast clip – Vidmax
Caught on Video: An Islamist Blows Out the Candles of a Menorah Honoring Bondi Beach Massacre Victims – Red State Nation
- NY Has Backed Off Of Climate Goals Or Something – Pirates Cove
- The Best Christmas Movies – AFNN
- An Open Letter To Chancellor Friedrich Merz: Security Is Indivisible — And History Matters – CDM
- Minnesota’s Massive Fraud Scandal Deepens as More and More Info Emerges [WATCH] – Life Zette
- Breaking: Trump Halts Visa Lottery Linked to Brown University Shooter – No More Risks from Random Entries! – Defiant America
- MACDONALD: Democrats Brown Shooter “Problem” – Granite Grok
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EU Funds Ukraine War For 2 More Years, Collateralizing Russian Frozen Assets – CDM
- Things Get Chaotic In A Hartford Chipotle As Customers Attack Staff – Fast clip – Vidmax
- Ceremony, Marking the 90th Birth Anniversary of His Holiness the Dalai Lama – Townhall
- Terrifying Footage Shows The 360 Swing Ride Dislocate And Crash To The Ground In Saudi Arabia, Killing One And Injuring 22 – Fast clip – Vidmax
- IMANI: Multiculturalism Is The West’s Shattered Mosaic – Amil Imani’s Latest
- Jeannie from Target Update – Target employee speaks about viral video of her being harassed by Leftist Hater – Common Cents
- WATCH: Woke Former SNL “Comedian” Demands ICE Agents Face Mass Arrests If Dems Win the Midterms – American Tribune
- They Promised Handcuffs. We Got Christmas Silence…How a Captured Republic Let Every Criminal Walk – Kunstler’s Latest Piece
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- Business & Money News Vids
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- EW
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- Geller Report
- Glorious American (Satire)
- Good News Network
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- Guardian UK
- Health Videos
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- Huffington Post
- Imaginative Conservative
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- Jerusalem Post
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- LA Times
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- Lifehack Vids – Whatfinger
- Life News
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- Lucianne
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- Markets Work
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- Now The End Begins
- NTD News
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- Observer
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- Outkick Sports
- People
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- PJ Media
- Political Glossary
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- Sabo – The Artist
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- Star Parker Articles
- Start Up – Whatfinger
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- Sun UK
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- Talking Points
- Tammy Bruce
- TBE – The Bull Elephant
- Tech Crunch
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- Telegraph
- Tenth Amendment Center
- The Most Important News
- The Other McCain
- Time
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- Townhall
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- WorldNet Daily
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- ZeroHedge
- 100% Fedup
Substacks of Interest
- Amuse
- Armageddon Prose
- Dr. Naomi Wolf
- Dr. Peter McCullough
- Dr. Robert Malone
- Emerald Robinson
- Glenn Greenwald
- Jordan Schachtel
- Karen Kingston
- Kevin’s Newsletter
- Matt Taibbi
- Mike Cernovich
- Peter Navarro
- Steve Kirsch
- Sebastian Gorka / Dr.G | Substack
- Technofog – The Reactionary
- Thomas Renz
- Vigilant Fox
Blogs From All Sides
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